sicko

there's this guy in my class who is seriously deprived. lets call him alvin. :) recently he's gone n gotten himself a gf. his 1st. they have only been together 3mths n he has begun to display some very disturbing signs.

1) he keeps talking about how he will be able to satisfy her in bed.
hello?? even if they were up to any extracurricullar activities, he doesnt have to broadcast it to the world! u see, the girl is better than him in many ways, most of them academic. so the other day when the other guys mentioned dat fact, he said at least he will be able to satisfy her in bed. u knot imagine how grossed out i was to hear dat. its not dat im squeamish around the topic of sex, its just... well lets juz say he ought to take a look in the mirror b4 he says dat.

2) he asked another fren if he knew wad a girls neck tasted like.
ok, maybe dats juz a regular guy to guy question, but somehow it sounds wrong. very wrong.

3) he asked me wad oral sex was.
wth!! as if he din noe! but i have a feeling he asked me dat on purpose coz every time he brings up implications of sex i get all disgusted. but its not the topic itself! its so the person! but u noe wad? it shows wad a twisted mind he has if he goes around asking girls questions like dat.

4) he described his "first wet kiss".
1st wet kiss... sounds kinda like slobbering all over each other.... -_- anyway, he described it as "delicious". ok now it sounds more like soup. lol~

5) he made crude actions
he sat in front of me in class today n dis is wad he did unconsciously: he curled his fist leaving an opening and he pushed a pen in n out of dat opening.


i'll let u guys be the judge of exactly how sick n wacked he is.