convo at work

thali is my co-worker

thali: i could do with some broken cookies.
me: i NEED broken cookies now.
thali: hmm... if only there were some broken cookies... (opens cookie cabinet)
me: yes!
thali: oh look, here's a broken one! (takes out a perfectly fine cookie and packs it into a paper bag.)
me: gosh, its so broken!
thali: (passes paper bag to me)
me: thanks!
customer: o.0!!!