my mum

my mum is hilarious.

here are some emails between us.

mum:blue
me:purple

"Hi gal,
 
Got ur contacts di. Is there anyting else I need to send u 4 ur Bar application, etc? 

If got several tings, I mite courier 2 u. But not frivolous tings tho.
 
Can I send Tamiflu?"

-_-"

"Hi darlin,

there 's a b/day cake in d fridge wen i opened it
just now. Cherie treated us to my b/day buffet lunch yesday
>& u remembered 2 call me & b 1st one to wish me last
nite. This is a great 50 b/day. Tanx.

Love & kisses,
 mum"

" haha... sounds like chump didnt do anything! i was the only
one not in the house and i was still the 1st to wish u??
they all suck! u should just disown them and leave all the
family valuables to me.

btw, i got 8.5 average for my ielts and my lowest section i
still managed to get an 8.0. so im safe :D

xoxo!"

"Congrats, darlin. So ur english very 'teng'. No, I won't disown anyone. U all cause me so much work & worry & cost me so much I can;t afford to release anyone from lookin afta me in my old age. Haha."

actually there's more, but i guess thats all i'll share for now =p