Friday, April 24, 2009

beauty is beyond skin deep

yea, keep the title in mind as u scroll through the following pictures =p

i realize posting up super ugly pictures of oneself is akin to social suicide, but i figured heck, why not? my social life died several months ago anyway -_-"

and, (yes there is an 'and'!) i believe my readers arent that shallow anyway :D
*sentence inserted to reverse psycho the readers into not being shallow. wtf*

you see right... one day after i came home from i-forgot-what-outing, i was wondering what i would look like if i did the super thick black eyeliner thing that alot of asians with single eyelids tend to do.

so i took up my 'barry m super soft eye crayon' (which i bought awhile back for this purpose but never dared to actually put to use) and started experimenting...

then since i was experimenting, i wondered what i would look like with super black eyebags...

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... and black lip liner

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yes, arent i just the prettiest little thing?

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'pan cute' summore. WTF
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no la, actually i didnt draw on the eye bags. it was what happened after i drew a thick line of eyeliner onto my eyelid, then blinked very hard. the colour transferred to my under eye.

please remind me to never try out the thick eyeliner look again lest this happens in public. *digs a hole*

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rocker... or is it punk??
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sad rocker. wtf

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after this i coloured my entire lips black
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emo

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where are my band members!
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looking down so that u can appreciate the thickness of my eyeliner.
3/4 of this much eyeshadow disappears every time i open my eyes. fml
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even my fillings are black -_-"

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can u see the mild black freckles i dotted onto my cheeks?
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can u imagine this as a normal picture without the black markings on my face?
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arabian nights

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suicidal goth. wtf

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oki! (mole)
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*licks lips evilly* do u feel the fear??

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bulbous nose to the max

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then i decided that the mild black freckles were not obvious enough.

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blackhead attack

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as my reflection got more and more ridiculous, i was laughing hysterically to myself in the bathroom.

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*pretends that i look normal*

have i imprinted my hideous visage into your minds yet? =p

those were the makeup-gone-very-wrong cases.

now i feel obliged to remind you that i do not always look like that so that u will return to my blog, and my blog stats wont fall, and i will one day finally be able to cashout.

so here is a makeup-gone-right photo.

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now dont blame me for your nightmares! =p

12 comments:

jo said...

thanks. now i can't sleep. or if i do, i will surely get nightmares.

yapthomas said...

whoa!!!
wtf...

ahahhaa

jo said...

i did have nightmares. thanks.

Caranthir Narmolanya said...

Was that a desperate cry for help?!

amb3r1te said...

jo: welcome. u could use that time to study. HAHAHA

yapthomas: i know, i get this feeling of fear every time i scroll down. wtf

ron: if it will mean u will do my EU coursework for me, yes. HAHAHA

Johnny Ong said...

wah really believe that u have no social life till have to entertain yrself like that haha

amb3r1te said...

hahaha... so meannnnnnn
*sobs*

^shinigami^ said...

whahah i was saved coz my bandwidth died and it didn load as fast to scar my eyes....

amb3r1te said...

hahahahahha
for once, bandwidth dying was a good thing.

carole said...

omg...amy...now i know wat u do at home wen u r bored. next time juz come my house play mahjong la...dun abuse ur face....wakaka

amb3r1te said...

haha... u should try it ;)

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