RAGE

angry Angry ANGRY ANGRY!!!

i got ffk dis morning and dat irritated me slightly, but my hsemates were the last straw. now im on a rampage!

(ok, when i fume at hsemates, resh, meena n karen are always excluded by default)

im referring to the 2 dat stay in the room nxt to mine n we share the same bathroom. i shall call them b1 n b2 from now on. (b stands for b*tch. yes, i noe im terribly creative *rolls eyes*, but so what?) i noe i've ranted about them many times b4, but its only coz they keep blardy pissing me off! n i havent been this angry in a really really long time! im not just red hot angry, im white hot angry! (which in case u dont know, is very much worse!)

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dearest b1 & b2,
when u 1st moved in, i realised that we would have a problem with the locking of the bathroom doors, so i offered a solution. may i remind u, that it was the both of u who refused to compromise and would rather stick to what we were doing b4, which had already caused so many problems for both parties. now, u both feel super inconvenienced and so do i. so writing me emotional notes and sticking it on my door is not gonna help anything until u learn to compromise.

u get pissed off because i tend to forget to unlock the bathroom door when im done with it, but do u seroiusly think that i dont have any reason to be pissed at u?

think again honey.

i hate it when i find piss all over the toilet seat. dont ask me why i noe that its piss, its freaking yellow dammit! here's a word of advice. please drink more water coz yellow pee is really unhealthy and pee in the freaking toilet bowl not everywhere else around it! you're both female! do u need potty training??? and its not just the piss on the toilet seat that i hate, i just point blank hate a wet toilet seat. so i would appreciate it if you would both lift the toilet seat when u bath and after u wash your hands, dont shake your hands dry on top of the toilet seat. its not that difficult really.

also, are u both that dirty that u need to bath for about an hour each? have u ever heard of water conservation? seriously girls, a whole freaking HOUR??? the worst is when i've stripped and am just about to open the toilet door when one of u enters and immediately locks my door and starts showering. if u took half-hour showers, i wouldnt mind so much, but to wait for an hour in my towel? i'll slap u! maybe when both of u begin bathing, the colour of the water runs black and you girls have to bath until the water run clear. beats me. *shrugs*

now we move on to a matter that does not regard the toilet. a little something called common courtesy. im sick and tired of being nice, smiling and polite to you when all i ever get are sullen looks. WTH are your problems??? b1 used to be more friendly, but of late, she too has morphed into a b2. when i smile at u when we happen to pass each other at the staircase or outside the house, would it kill you to be polite and smile back??? learn some manners girls!

im no longer gonna be the only one trying here. if you both wanna be b*tchy, so be it. i can be b*tchy too.

love,
me